The Chairs have finally made it big. We turn down record contracts like no one's business and we were recently mentioned on MTV. (I heard the word chair so I can only assume they were talking about us. But now that I think about it they might have said Cher...) We also have many many many groupies. Yes, it is true that we pay our groupies and yes it is true they are all hookers but they are groupies none the less. Also we are in the beginning stages of setting up The Chairs WORLD TOUR 2006. So be ready. As you can all see we have definitely made it and we will be bigger than Jesus in no time.
Just read what this fan has to say:
the chairs remind me of retarded apes. they are the typical, stupid, druggie type that have no better purpose in life than to make other's lives miserable. oh, yeah, their music sucks, too.
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- Philadelphia PA · Jul 09 2004
